This feisty lil Bitch has horns!

This is the group logo we have decided on admist a few others and will appear at the top left corner on the front of the tshirt. But since we have scraped the idea of having camp tshirts, this will appear on the cover of the camp booklet.

This was originally the design which should appear on the back of the tshirt. But we've decided to do away with the tshirt idea due to the steep pricing. =(

Ok! I guess that will do for blogging time today. Need to think of contents for tomorrow's blog on another nonsensical list. Will blog more tomorrow and again on Friday morning after our Jivas-ETP outing. Pictures will be added. *squeals in delight* I can't wait! In less than 24 hours, it will be time for us 4 crazy girls to PARTY!!! Ah.. But I don't know what to wear?! Let's all hope for good weather tomorrow, shall we?! Time for Spongebob Squarepants now!

Whoooooo... lives in a pineapple under the seaaaa?

Spongebob Squarepants!

I was so bored since waking up at 12 plus today and so I've decided to come up with something to amuse myself and humour you people. The most famous list of all times since the release of the movie "How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days". Enjoy!

10 ways to lose a guy

1. Give him a hard slap on the face and tell him that he is the scum of the earth and will never be good enough for you.

2. Insists that he goes under the knife to look like Jon Jonsson to look more presentable so that you would be proud to be seen together with him.

3. Pull an Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton on him. Tell him that the vial from you contains your menses blood and that the vial from him should contain blood from his penis. Then take out a penknife and proceed to take off his shorts.

4. Buy him seven scottish kilts of different colours and insists that he wears them out on your dates if he wants to be seen outside with you.

5. Bring a different family member with you everytime you go out on a date with him and pay more attention to your family member than to him.

6. Make him watch a movie about male homosexuals with you. Afterwhich, you tell him that you have always been a voyeur and would love to see him making out and getting butt-screwed by his best male buddy.

7. Tell him how much his male buddies/parents/siblings/family/relatives/car/dog/tastes in music and clothes/hairstyle/career/lifestyle/dancing/drinking sucks. Throw in another 101 insults and he'll throw you out of his house.

8. Write him a timetable and be adamant that he sticks to it cos' you will be calling him every hour to check on him.

9. Demand that he hands over the contacts of all his friends and the passwords/userids of all his accounts, from email accounts to bank accounts, to you. Afterwhich, you proceed to call up all his friends, claiming that they are all having an affair with your guy and making a huge ruckus over the phone. Then you go on to withdrawing money from his bank account and splurge on that $10k diamond ring you've been eyeing for a long time justifying this act as retail therapy for the huge conspiracy he planned with his friends against you.

10. If all the above steps fail, it's time for the finale. Confess that you're ready to take the relationship to another level and he will be ready to take off his pants. When he does, look directly at his dick and exclaim with utmost disgust: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SHORTEST, SMALLEST, UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!" Laugh hysterically and point at his penis as you watch it shrivel with the speed of lightning.

P.S: At first I wanted to title this list as "10 ways to get that asshole off your back". But then I realised that the only way to do that is through plastic surgery. Sounds so horribly wrong. That is, if you get what I mean.

Chanced upon this song on the radio a few days ago while on the cab. Found myself wondering the same things too. Where is he, my other half? Clinging to that fragile thread called Hope, hoping against hope he will walk into my life soon. Imagining how he laughs, how he cries, the colour of his eyes. Does he even realise that I'm here waiting for him? Can anyone tell me his name? Sigh...

Not going to launch into the everyone-around-me-is-attached-but-I'm-not-hence-I'm-fucked-up story. Haha.. Anyway, I'm still angry with my mom. I know I'm childish but I couldn't help it. She went out and brought my sis along without asking me. She said I was sleeping at that time and that my sis told her I would be going to Sentosa that day. How frustrating! How stupid! My mom could wake me up and ask me if I wanted to join her or not, couldn't she? Furthermore, they left without a note nor breakfast/lunch and went out till late afternoon without even a call home to check if I'm alive. I woke up and found myself alone at home, and assumed my mom went to work and my sis to her school for CCA or out with her friends. I felt so betrayed, so left out. I only found out that they went out when I called my mom's mobile which was answered by my sis. Then I was talking happily to my sis until I found out that she was with my mom at my mom's friend's place. Started to raise my voice and a lil and blasted my lil sis with so many questions and later demanded that she get Mommy to give me a call when she return from the toilet. Still fuming away when my mom called 5 minutes later.

I lambasted Mommy with so many accusations. How could you not ask me along? How could you not even call to let me know you're out having fun with xiaomei? How could you not even call to inform me to cook my own meals? Yar, you only have one daughter and that is xiaomei! Yar, you favour my sis more than I! Yar, I'm not your daughter and you don't consider me as one! Yar, you believe everything meimei says and don't even bother to ask me! Can't you wake me up and ask?! Would it even hurt you to leave a note to show me that you still care bout' me?! You are always practising favouritism!

My mom's response? "Can you please stop being so unreasonable?! Ah mei said you would be going to Sentosa. Besides, we were only at my friend's house...." And I hung up even before she was finished. Trembling with anger and sadness.

That's just the way I am. Petty and jealous. Always trying to compete with my sis for my mom's affection, if not making sure that my mom treats us equally. Forever paranoid that my mom's favours my sis over me. Sigh... We haven't been exchanging words since then and that was two days ago.

Umm.. Dare I greet the McDonald's delivery man without my bra on? Food for thought. Just woke up, slept at 3am earlier on. Thanks to the cool weather too!

Last night was a blast. Totally awesome! Me, Viv, Eve and Jas met at Marina Bay mrt station and took bus 400 to Chong Pang BBQ Seafood for our steamboat. Viv brought cans of coke so we don't have to spend too much money buying drinks from the drink stall. Ha! Then we started cooking, or rather Eve and I started cooking. Drowned our food in butter, soooo sinful! But it tastes heavenly. The fire was kinda too strong, so the butter was splattering everywhere onto everyone. My response was 'fuck! freak! dammit! Ouch!' followed by lots of actions. Eve's response was soooo shu nu, 'Oh Oh!'. Haha.. The cooking was followed by much pigging out and jokes! As usual, I'm the hyperactive kid in the group, jump jump jump around. I guess that's why I didn't feel too full after dinner. Pssst... Jas grew a small bulge at the tummy area and Viv had to take off her belt. Muahahaha!!! We spent nearly 3 hours at that place before proceeding to Kbox in a taxi, smelling all so greasy.

People go Kbox to sing properly - practise their singing, learning how to sing like the artistes, etc. That doesn't apply to us girls at all. Whenever we girls get together at Kbox, we scream, we shout, we jump, we laugh madly and loudly, we dance, we make noise, we get crazy, doing anything but singing. But yar lah, we do sing properly at times, but that's before some of us came up with crazy ideas and choosing crazy songs.

Paisey.. 5 minutes toilet break. Went to poo, and my poo smells like butter-cooked satay chicken which I ate last night. Haha.. Could see the white seseme seeds in it too. Wahahhahaa!!!

Ok back to last night. I can't remember what I did but Viv started talking bout' this Cao Meng (The Grasshoppers) song called Ai Bu Pa (Not afraid to/of love). The chorus went 'ALAMA WASABA PILIPALA AI BU PA! AI BU AI BU PA!' Umm.. Don't get it? Want me to repeat it again? Ok, here goes.

ALAMA WASABA PILIPALA AI BU PA! AI BU AI BU PA!

Yar man! We went absolutely bonkers over this song and started acting like a bunch of looneys when we first played the song. Trying to learn the dance steps, singing and shouting together with the song, even trying to imitate the actions of The Grasshoppers. And no, we don't even need alcohol to get us high! Soon after, we made plans for our Christmas outings. Then Viv suggested coming up with a clique name. So all of us wrote our names down and started messing around with the alphabets to come up with a name. I came up with the name 'Jivas' (gee-va-s), and it got us into another laughing fit cos' it sounds pretty much like *ahem*. Leave it up to your imagination lah ah. So we scoured for other names like elyphanine, st. eviansce, apunong, Oi Choy!, etc. But in the end, Eve suggested to sticking to 'Jivas' cos' it still sounds the best, the coolest! Haha.. Yeah! Presenting to you, a team of four girls, Jasmine, Evelyn, Vivien and Stephanie, who make up the group....

The Jivas

Then we decided to come up with a group poster and logo for our clique and experimented with different poses and themes like the '60s', 'cool chics', 'serious chics', etc. which sent us into endless bouts of hysterical laughter! So our next Jivas outing will be for a photoshoot and to finalise on our group poster and logo. We are gonna be zee next Big Thing! We are gonna be such a hit! I can already see it in my head.

The Jivas > XLX

After which, we played 'Hai Dai' which made us all laugh till we had difficulty catching our breaths! Viv and Eve were the best man! They played the game till they scream and shriek. Good thing I had a strong bladder, if not I'd probably have wetted my pants. Then there was this crazy idea to make our first Jivas MTV! Eve used her mobile phone as the videocam and positioned it on the tv set while the rest of us turned up the volume of the song and got ready. We stood on the sofa and then started dancing and screaming and shouting madly when the music came on. OMFG! I nearly broke my back and all of us were laughing till tears rolled down our cheeks. We laughed again when we replayed the video on the phone. You can't imagine how much we laughed last night!

And NO! We won't show our very first mtv here. It's too...wild! Hahaha... By 1am, we were all so stinky, sticky, tired, our voices hoarse and ready to go home. Weeee!!! Me and Eve shared a cab cos' we live quite near to each other. And I'm pretty sure we stunk up the whole cab pretty badly cos' the cabbie was coughing at times. OOops...

Steph's stink > (Jas + Viv + Eve)'s stink

To sum it all up...

Cost of BBQ: $12
Cost of drinks: $3.50
Cost of cab fares: $11
Cost of Kbox: $11.60

Cost of a strong Friendship + awesome buddies + great time together + endless fun and laughter: Priceless