Friday, December 14, 2007It's been a long long time since I've updated. Pretty busy enriching my life for the past few weeks. Finally having a breather. So I went on a crazy shopping spree last night. Bought $777 worth of sportswear for myself, my mom and my sis. Love it!
I tend to have conversations with myself in my mind all the time. Some people call it mindfucking but I suspect I have a schizophrenic tendency. Anyway, I was just having yet another bitching session with my alter ego and this is how the conversation went.
Me: I can't believe it!
Alter-ego (named Esdee the Yee Veel Won): What?
Me: Ok, tell me - What is the meaning of being socially inept?
Esdee: Erm.. According to Cambridge Dictionaries Online, it means unskilled and ineffective in relating to activities in which you meet and spend time with other people.
Me: Oookay... What's anti-social?
Esdee: Are you a retard or what? Trying to irritate the hell outta me? According to Cambridge Dictionaries Online, people who are anti-social tend to avoid spending time with other people.
Me: I think I'm not anti-social but I'm socially inept. I don't mind spending time with my family and friends but I am damn uncomfortable meeting new people and often getting tongue-tied.
Esdee: Uh huh... So?
Me: Then what do you call someone who claims to be anti-social and socially inept and goes around telling everybody that BUT in fact has a wide social circle, tons of social activities packed each day, shamelessly flaunting the number of suitors and unbashfully using someone else as a stepping stone to widen own social circle?
Esdee: A hypocritical slut? Or a retard who simply doesn't recognise the simple Irony when faced with one? Or the world's greatest ignorant fool to have crossed you? I have 1001 choices in my word bank just to describe such anal asswipes. Wanna hear more?
Me: Er.. No thanks.
Sigh... I wish I've never known you, never befriended you, never liked you. That is why letting go is so difficult. I hope I'll never meet another like you again.
in 1822, William Herschel discovered (Ur)anus
desires for 2007
+ a good man to settle down with
to be done soon
+ lose more weight
movies watchlist 2007