This feisty lil Bitch has horns!

Friday, December 14, 2007

It's been a long long time since I've updated. Pretty busy enriching my life for the past few weeks. Finally having a breather. So I went on a crazy shopping spree last night. Bought $777 worth of sportswear for myself, my mom and my sis. Love it!

I tend to have conversations with myself in my mind all the time. Some people call it mindfucking but I suspect I have a schizophrenic tendency. Anyway, I was just having yet another bitching session with my alter ego and this is how the conversation went.

Me: I can't believe it!

Alter-ego (named Esdee the Yee Veel Won): What?

Me: Ok, tell me - What is the meaning of being socially inept?

Esdee: Erm.. According to Cambridge Dictionaries Online, it means unskilled and ineffective in relating to activities in which you meet and spend time with other people.

Me: Oookay... What's anti-social?

Esdee: Are you a retard or what? Trying to irritate the hell outta me? According to Cambridge Dictionaries Online, people who are anti-social tend to avoid spending time with other people.

Me: I think I'm not anti-social but I'm socially inept. I don't mind spending time with my family and friends but I am damn uncomfortable meeting new people and often getting tongue-tied.

Esdee: Uh huh... So?

Me: Then what do you call someone who claims to be anti-social and socially inept and goes around telling everybody that BUT in fact has a wide social circle, tons of social activities packed each day, shamelessly flaunting the number of suitors and unbashfully using someone else as a stepping stone to widen own social circle?

Esdee: A hypocritical slut? Or a retard who simply doesn't recognise the simple Irony when faced with one? Or the world's greatest ignorant fool to have crossed you? I have 1001 choices in my word bank just to describe such anal asswipes. Wanna hear more?

Me: Er.. No thanks.

Sigh... I wish I've never known you, never befriended you, never liked you. That is why letting go is so difficult. I hope I'll never meet another like you again.

WildChild @ 4:22 pm | comment link here

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+ Name: Stephanie Dara
+ Age: Forever 21
+ Horoscope: Libra
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desires for 2007

+ a good man to settle down with
+ a GPA score of higher than 4.1
+ a ton of good crime fiction books
+ a few more pounds to be shed
+ to look and feel good about myself
*****Wishlist*****

to be done soon

+ lose more weight
+ ~~get a new pair of spectacles~~
+ shop for new shoes
+ a pedicure & manicure session
+ an eyebrow trimming session
+ ~~a hair makeover~~
+ ~~shop for CNY clothes~~
+ shop for bra and panties

movies watchlist 2007

+ ~~Curse of The Golden Flower~~
+ ~~Pan's Labyrinth~~
+ One Last Dance
+ Zodiac
+ Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
+ Hannibal Rising
+ The Number 23
+ Spider-Man 3
+ 28 Weeks Later
+ Ocean's Thirteen
+ Nancy Drew: The Mystery in
Hollywood Hills
+ ~~Harry Potter & The Order of Phoenix~~

my babes

[*] Charlette
[*] Dee
[*] Denise
[*] Gladys
[*] Imms
[*] Jo
[*] Lil Sis
[*] Linyan
[*] Lynn
[*] Munster
[*] Rozie

my hunks

[*] Ahxing
[*] Amos
[*] Brudda
[*] Dan
[*] Darthsid
[*] DK
[*] Dude
[*] Hao
[*] John