Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Let's see if we're on the same wavelength if you can get this joke.




Don't forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls today!

*****

My ears are blocked.

My nose is stuffed.

My head seems heavy.

My throat is itchy.

Feels like someone just inserted a balloon through my mouth, into my skull and inflated it with air such that the sides of the balloon presses against my eardrums, nostrils and forehead.


Yes. I am sick again.

I seriously suspect that someone cast a voodoo spell on me. Whoever that idiot is, it's not funny! Nothing is going right in my life at this point of time.


*****

"What makes you think you are so unattractive?"

I have absolute confidence in my abilities and everything else but my physical self.

I hate the way I look. I want to be beautiful so that I will be loved.

I hate the way I act sometimes. I want to be invincible so that nothing and noone can bring me down.


I need to learn to love myself.

I need to learn to respect myself.

I need to have a higher self-esteem.

And most importantly, I need to stop myself from repeatedly digging my own grave, from getting out of one bottomless pit and falling into another.




Going to take a nap now. Seeing the handsome doctor later. Hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak!

Toodles.

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+ a good man to settle down with
+ a GPA score of higher than 4.1
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+ a few more pounds to be shed
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+ lose more weight
+ get a new pair of spectacles
+ shop for new shoes
+ a pedicure & manicure session
+ an eyebrow trimming session
+ a hair makeover
+ shop for CNY clothes
+ shop for bra and panties

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+ Curse of The Golden Flower
+ Pan's Labyrinth
+ One Last Dance
+ Zodiac
+ Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
+ Hannibal Rising
+ The Number 23
+ Spider-Man 3
+ 28 Weeks Later
+ Ocean's Thirteen
+ Nancy Drew: The Mystery in
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+ Harry Potter & The Order of Phoenix

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