This feisty lil Bitch has horns!

Monday, April 03, 2006

I've decided to catch up on some leisure reading just now since I have some free time. Came across something really funny and unexpected in the March 2006 issue of Reader's Digest.

From Laughter, The Best Medicine
Three guys were fishing when one of them hooked a mermaid. She promised to grant each of them a wish if they'd let her go.

"It's a deal," the first fisherman said. "I'd like you to double my intelligence." Immediately, he began to recite Shakespeare's Macbeth.

"Wow!" the second man excalimed. "Could you triple my intelligence?" Hed'd no sooner made the request than he started spouting Einstein's equations on the theory of relativity.

"That's amazing!" the third fisherman yelled. "Quintuple my intelligence."

"Are you sure?" the mermaid asked. "You might not like the outcome."

"I'm sure. Just do it," the guy said.

He closed his eyes to wait for the wish to be granted and - poof! - he became a woman.

Contributed by Danny Hochstetler

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sexist, but still a joke nonetheless.

Whoever said women are a weaker sex?

Pffffft! =D

WildChild @ 7:21 pm | comment link here

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+ a good man to settle down with
+ a GPA score of higher than 4.1
+ a ton of good crime fiction books
+ a few more pounds to be shed
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+ lose more weight
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+ shop for new shoes
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+ ~~Curse of The Golden Flower~~
+ ~~Pan's Labyrinth~~
+ One Last Dance
+ Zodiac
+ Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
+ Hannibal Rising
+ The Number 23
+ Spider-Man 3
+ 28 Weeks Later
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+ Nancy Drew: The Mystery in
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