This feisty lil Bitch has horns!

Blog owner of desaricious.blogspot.com, Stephanie Dara, was officially pronounced dead this morning at 10am by the local coroner of blogtown.

The lifeless body of Stephanie Dara, who goes by the online moniker - Humps, was found slumped over the laptop on the table at her home in Singapore Blogosphere. A, her brother, was the first to discover the body. He tried to feel for a beating pulse but was distraught to find none and proceeded to give her CPR. Immediately after the failed attempt at resuscitating her, he then immediately called for the police and an ambulance.

A preliminary autopsy report suggests the cause of death to be stress related. Further autopsy done confirmed the cause of death as Brain Haemorrhage. The Chief Medical Examiner suspects that excessive assignments and projects with vague and inconsistent requirements and ridiculous deadlines, and lack of sleep could have caused the demise of this young lady.

It is believed that such a death was the first of its kind in Blogosphere. A strange letter, believed to have been written by Stephanie Dara herself before she died, was also found on the coffee table at her home. The contents of the letter are as follow: -

"Dear family and fellow friends,

These school assignments and projects are leaving me with an average of less than 5 hours of sleep per day for the past 2 weeks. The need to excel academically and its stress are taking a toil on my mind, body and soul. It is a pity that I will have to part with you soon.

Please, do not grieve for me, for I will be gone for only a short while. Just leave the television on and prepare a table full of good food and drinks and I shall return to life in 7 days. Take care. Till then, goodbye!

Love,
Stephanie Dara "

Will she really be resurrected next week? Only Stephanie Dara would know. Meanwhile, the police have classified this as a case of unnatural death. Further investigation has been put on hold till further notice due to the nature of the above mentioned letter. Nevertheless, her body has been released from the morgue and collected by her family. It is to be buried tonight at 12mn sharp. Burial cum memorial service will be held at the Blogtown Cemetery. Members of the public are also welcomed to attend.