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Top 13 Types of Women To Avoid

From Cambridge Dictionaries online, a woman is defined as an adult female human being.
From the Dictionary of Stephanie Dara, a woman may be one of the vilest creature on earth.

The Daddy's Girl

This is the type of girl who is potentially dangerous/hazardous to either the mental or physical health or both, and even more so if she belongs with the Mafia with big guns. She loves to bring out Daddy's name whenever she feels threatened or unhappy. Ever watched Meet The Parents? Daddy would warn her boyfriend to bring her home by 10pm on every date or threaten to kick the boyfriend's ass if the latter ever made her baby girl cry. Daddy 'will be watching you'! This may also be the kind of girl who will never grow up. Otherwise known as The Spoilt Brat, she expects to be excessively pampered.

Damage factor: 4/10 for a typical Daddy; 9/10 for a Mafia Daddy

The Dominatrix

No whips or tight black leather yet, you perverse lil sick shit! Rather, this lady has got an ego the size of Texas. She is very dominant in all areas of life and is always adamant on having her way and never fail to have the first and final say in all matters. Extremely opinionated and vocal, she will never hesitate to put down her Significant Other in public or in front of others. She may also be a domineering superior or a super careerwoman who drives her subordinates like slaves. You are merely her property.

Damage factor: 7/10

The Whiner

Just as the name implies, this girl is the kind who gripe, grouse, grumble, moan, sob, wail, whimper, whinge, howl and the list goes on. If such a girl is attached, she will most probably come running to her next best guy friend whenever she has got relationship problems. She would pour out all her troubles to you and cry on your shoulder. Also, this girl will remember your existence only when she is unhappy, troubled or lonely. So if such a thing has happened to you before, remember this girl will always just squeeze every ounce of sympathy she can get out of you.

Damage factor: 6/10

The Player

This is equivalent to the female version of The Flirt. This girl may have her arms around a different guy's every other week. Sick of sticking to routines, she like varieties. She could also be a potential heartbreaker and has no qualms 'bout hurting your feelings. She has a glib tongue and the gift of the gap to inflate your ego as big as you like. She has a built-in radar which is able to detect any two-legged human with a penis within a 5km radius or more. She is often insecure/incomplete without the company of a male. Committment is not in her dictionary.

Damage factor: 8/10

The Spendthrift

Please keep all your monetary assets and heart under lock and key when you meet this type. You can identify this type by the way she spends her money - output > input. She likes and dons on only the best - Gucci, Louis Vitton, Chanel, Versace, etc. In addition, this girl will waste no time in splurging all your money on whatever she likes, whenever she wants. She may also be the materialistic type, who only compares your worth to the amount of money you have in your bank. Like a leech, this girl requires high maintenance and will cling onto you until she had her fill and only leave you when you are penniless.

Damage Factor: 10/10

The Marriage/Relationship Wrecker

More commonly known as The Vixen or The Third Party, please steer clear of this breed. This breed is usually attracted to attached/married men like bees to honey. She firmly believes that she is able to get the love she always wanted from a man who loves someone else. Utterly bent on elbowing her way into a perfectly happy relationship to lodge herself between a couple, they would stop at nothing to get what they want. But I don't really blame some men for falling into her clutches, as the number of tricks this woman has up her sleeves are more than the number of stars there are in the sky.

Damage factor: 9/10

The Complaint Queen

She is never happy with anything. Her favourite hobby? You guessed it! Filing complaints, one after another, is her forte. Her sources of complaint range from late bus drivers and lazy colleagues to soups that are too salty. She would also love to threaten to slap you with a legal suit. She grumbles 'bout everything - her life, her work, her friends, etc. If ever you should meet her, you would end up with a sore ear and a saliva-drenched face. Anyway, her bark is worse than her bite.

Damage factor: 3/10

The Slut

Ever heard of the old saying about the difference between a bitch and a slut? A bitch sleeps with everyone but you whereas a slut sleeps with everyone and you. This breed of woman has an itch down under and the only cure for it is for her to sleep around with anything with a penis. She has had multiple sex partners and does not believe in monogamy or emotional involvement. Frequenting pubs, she is unable to stay faithful. She is also a walking time-bomb as she may be harbouring tons of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) in her, or may even be HIV-positive. So what if she has always been using contraceptives? Condoms only reduce the risk of infection but given her long and sexually active history, which condoms can withstand the test of time/viruses?!

Damage factor: 10/10

The Two-Faced Bitch

This girl leads a double lifestyle and might even be diagnosed as having mild schizophrenia. She may attribute her insincere behaviour to mood swings. She also owns a very exquisite weapon known as The Mask. The Mask enables her to be a totally different person once she dons it on. She hides behind many a facade. She can act all sugar and spice and everything nice in front of someone she dislikes too; saying unpleasant things about you to other people while seeming pleasant when she is with you. She can say one thing and the next moment, she would feign amnesia and deny having said anything of that sort.

Damage factor: 7/10

The Backstabber

This is a very common type, found in almost all climates and terrains. She also exists in many forms - as your 'friend', your schoolmate or your colleague. Her strategy: Befriend you initially so as to gain your trust. Once she has gotten your trust, she has got you eating out of her hands. Then she will proceed to reap whatever benefits she can from you before badmouthing you or smearing your reputation behind your back. Unfortunately, you'll only find out when it's too late and the damage is done.

Damage factor: 8/10

The Friend-Snatcher

If you are a very popular someone with wide social contacts, she will not hesitate to leech onto you and is extremely skilled at using you as a stepping stone to get to make friends. She is actually a subtle combination of The Two-Faced Bitch and The Backstabber. Hence, using the strategy of The Backstabber, she will slowly take over your place and be in the limelight. And after it all, she might act somewhat like The Two-Faced Bitch and pretend to be nice to you still, all the while lurking in the shadows, awaiting for more chances to snatch more friends away from you.

Damage factor: 5/10

The Plastic Barbie

Need I explain any further? This is ~~Dawn Yang/Yeo~~ the girl who had gone under the knife or hides herself under multiple layers of make-up just to look good/attract the opposite gender. Rhinoplasty, liposuction, tummy-tuck, breast augumentation, double-eyelids, facelift, botox, blah blah blah blah blah. But hey, who could resist a beauty, man-made or not? Well, you should try your best to resist this one, unless you want her nose to drop off and fall into your bowl of soup; crush against her chest too hard and her implants have the tendency to burst and leak, leading to health hazard and a possible murder charge against you.

Damage factor: 7/10

The Rumour Monger

Also widely known as The Gossipmonger or The Broadcaster, she has too much time on her hands. Her most powerful weapon is her mouth. She also has a wild imagination and tends to dabble in fantasy more than reality. Spinning tales, exaggerating facts and then spreading them are what she does best. Identifying her is a breeze, as she is always the one talking and providing information about others in a group.

Damage factor: 6/10

These are only a handful of the kind of women to avoid. There are more out there. However, I also believe there are good women out there too. If only you know where to look. Keep your eyes and ears open.