1. Cos' they look freaking pathetic themselves and they couldn't get hitched. So thinking since I myself look pathetic too, I would be an easy target asking to get hitched?

2. Cos' I got big, nice, firm and supple berdangdangs coupled with awesome tan lines. Need I say more?

3. Cos' they are desperate and need sexual favours. I do have a rather high sexual drive but does that imply that I'm equally desperate?

4. Cos' some realised that their girlfriends just weren't good enough and I'm way better, in bedskills or IQ. Hey, that isn't my problem, is it?

5. Cos' I'm Peranakan-looking, I'm young, I've got a great voice, I'm wild and crazy, I'm fun-loving, I'm sweet at times and just know how to make you go all weak. Oh, so that means if you're mature and very bed-oriented/experienced and have got a big gun down under, you can hit on me or that I should moan for you?

6. Cos' I'm in a no-strings-attached, non-committed physical relationship. Hoping against hope that I would want more such relationships? Welcome to my world of Monogamy, suckers!

7. Cos' they are academically weak and I'm smart. So yes, I would gladly help you in your school work. *smirks*

8. Cos' their egos have been bruised and they need some good stroking or they have broken up with their girlfriends and hoping to bury themselves in my warmth. And I mean literally. My response? Add salt to their injuries.

9. Cos' they want to ask for directions. Although I'm wise and knowledgeable, I'm pretty much a direction idiot unless I'm in my own turf.


Am I making any sense? Probably not. Bad weather makes me cranky.