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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Man... I just woke up and the sides of my eyes are itchy. Anyway an update on the past few days. Exams ended on Friday. Pretty much screwed it, left out a 6 marks question! And it was a simple yes, no, true, false question. I could really smack myself for that. Sigh... But it's finally time to PARTY!!! Yes!!! After which, it was dinner with the girls at Fish & Co., did a bit of window shopping and grocery shopping, and it was home sweet home after that.

Saturday morning was gloomy. Went to Science Centre for a course. Took a taxi there cos' I was supposed to meet Viv and Jas at the Macs there for breakfast and I was running late. Taxi uncle asked if I was working at Science Centre prolly cos' of my dressing. Haha.. Anyway, after the course, we 3 girls went to its shop called Curiosity. And we saw this.

*Gasps* Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Could it be.................... a dildo?

Woot! It's a damn suitable tool for wanking eh? A finger-shaped dildo! Erm... except that it's too slim. They should make it thicker and it would be selling like hotcakes! And there was a whole box of them on the shelf!

Umm... But this is not Sexpo! We saw that at Science Centre. Revealing the truth bout' the finger-shaped object...

Tada! It's a pen with sound effects. Although it doesn't seem like it cos' I heard nothing when I pulled on the pen. But still, it would have made a good dildo.

Afternoon was bright and sunny. Viv, Jas and I left the Science Centre and proceeded onwards to Kbox for some destress time. I was kinda tired and a little frustrated with the girls cos' I was pressed for time and they were doing window shopping. Haha.. When we finally reached Jurong Entertainment Centre, we went to Long John's Silver and ordered packed food to bring into Kbox. Ermm... Bringing outside food in for consumption is illegal. Haha.. So we hid our food out of sight till we were shown to our room and the waiter has left. Then we ate discreetly while singing while keeping a lookout. We were almost found out when the waiter came back to bring us to another room! But we were alert and due to Viv's quick thinking, the waiter's attention was diverted for a few minutes while we hastily repacked our food.

Anyway, our new room is kinda in a deserted area so we were able to finish our food in peace. Haha.. Know what our new room number is?

Woah! One of the best known positions in Karma Sutra! The day seems to be sex-linked!

Sweet.. So we had loads of singing, loads of fun and loads of laughter. Sigh.. Too bad Eve couldn't join us. And let's not even talk bout' Wanyu. She has seriously pissed me off big time. I feel that she never makes an effort for our girls' outings. If she can't be bothered, neither can I. I propose that we leave her out in whatever upcoming outings. Take the night at Fish & Co. for example. Viv, Jas and I were busy making plans and decisions for BBQ/steamboating. Wanyu kept quiet and was engrossed in her comics. What the FUCK?! She played us out the other time when she was supposed to book chalet for us. And now, her stupid jap anime comics are more interesting than us? Besides, we were originally planning BBQ and perhaps a 2D1N chalet. Because of that screw-up aka Wanyu who came up with 1001 ~~reasons~~ excuses, the original plan was not feasible! So, we changed it to steamboat + Kbox. Yes, we were extremely considerate and tolerant, giving in to her whims time and time again. Sonofabitch-mutherfucking-asshole!

Leaving that aside, we Kbox-ed for about 4 hours and bade each other goodbye. I went home, took a bath and got ready for BBQ at a friend's place. Met up with a very good sister of mine first before proceeding to the BBQ venue together. BBQ was fun! But it was made up of 2 cliques anyway. 1 clique was the hostess's friends outside work while the other was the hostess's friends at work. I belonged to the latter. It was good to see my former colleauges again! So the 2nd clique was busy BBQ-ing food while the 1st clique made small talk and played with their card games. Haha.. Doesn't matter cos' they got all the burnt food as we were struggling to keep the fire under control. Till the end, the BBQ-ed food was superb and we hogged that. Haha... And poor me, I stood in front of the flame and my thighs were being BBQ-ed too! But, I didn't eat much. I prefer cooking during the BBQ to eating the BBQ-ed food. Phobia of eating something not cooked properly and end up getting diarrheoa! EEeewww... Sorry Josh, I forgot to take pictures of the food. Too busy BBQ-ing chicken wings. Haha.. There was a lot of food though. Haha... By the way, someone dropped a glob of charsiew sauce on me and I went "Who wanna BBQ me ah?! Food not enough ah?!"

After eating, the 2 cliques got together and decided to play a game called Asshole. The guys were so afraid of offending us girls with the word 'Asshole' that it took them quite a while to spit it out. And when it was finally spat out, I was like 'wtf?!'. I'm seriously not a saint (the adjective to describe me is Saint-I-Am-Not Steph), and I say 'Asshole' and 'Fuck' and all those crap in school like prolly a gazillion times a day? I practically rolled my eyes but yeah, my response was "OOOoook. What's wrong with saying 'Asshole?' I say it at least once a day in school." Their response? A relieved but amused laughter. Then we, the 2nd clique, left at about 11pm. Bus drivers seem to be in a rush that night, not stopping their buses despite us flagging it down. Goddamned sonofabitches! Despite all that, I had ~~loads~~ tons of fun and laughter with my friends. We all had a great time! By the time I got home, I was so exhausted and went to sleep.

Final note: I'm really happy, not only because I'm blessed with so many fantabulous buddies and friends, but also because my period finally came and was regular after 2 months! Now, I truly feel like a woman! Haha.. Shan't gross you out with the details. But yeah, YAY!!!

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desires for 2007

+ a good man to settle down with
+ a GPA score of higher than 4.1
+ a ton of good crime fiction books
+ a few more pounds to be shed
+ to look and feel good about myself
*****Wishlist*****

to be done soon

+ lose more weight
+ ~~get a new pair of spectacles~~
+ shop for new shoes
+ a pedicure & manicure session
+ an eyebrow trimming session
+ ~~a hair makeover~~
+ ~~shop for CNY clothes~~
+ shop for bra and panties

movies watchlist 2007

+ ~~Curse of The Golden Flower~~
+ ~~Pan's Labyrinth~~
+ One Last Dance
+ Zodiac
+ Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
+ Hannibal Rising
+ The Number 23
+ Spider-Man 3
+ 28 Weeks Later
+ Ocean's Thirteen
+ Nancy Drew: The Mystery in
Hollywood Hills
+ ~~Harry Potter & The Order of Phoenix~~

my babes

[*] Charlette
[*] Dee
[*] Denise
[*] Gladys
[*] Imms
[*] Jo
[*] Lil Sis
[*] Linyan
[*] Lynn
[*] Munster
[*] Rozie

my hunks

[*] Ahxing
[*] Amos
[*] Brudda
[*] Dan
[*] Darthsid
[*] DK
[*] Dude
[*] Hao
[*] John